heysammy: tootwizard: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...– David Cain, (via charlottehideandseek) (via fauxstory)
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via juicyisnotcouture)
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn) But this explains the 90s kids (via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
whyamisorandom: can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
spookmyphallus: equiuszahhak: a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum id watch it
When I'm out to dinner and can't finish all of the...
magicconchshell: i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’